That damn beard!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: December 04, 2007

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My girlfriend used to be in a circus because she has a beard.

She thinks it makes her look sexy but it really makes her look weird.

People point and laugh wherever we go.

I asked her to shave it off but she said no.

This is getting to be too much for me to bear.

I kissed her last night and I got a mouthful of hair.

I tried to shave it off while she was sleeping but she broke my arm.

The one thing that this lady lacks is charm.

At one time I really did love her.

But now I'm going crazy because I can't get rid of her.


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