That Damn Electric Blanket!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a fictional poem

Submitted: January 04, 2015

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Submitted: January 04, 2015

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I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.
As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.
For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.
I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.
They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.


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