The birds and the bees

 The birds and the bees The birds and the bees

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Submitted: October 25, 2011

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I neglected to tell my son about the birds and the bees.
He still thought women had penises at the age of 23.
When he tells people this story, they always flip.
When he saw a vagina for the first time, he thought it was a pair of lips.

He thought the woman's bush was a thick mustache.
Some people think it's funny but I think that it is rash.
I have something important to tell  you and I hope that you'll agree.
If you don't want a weird son, tell him about the birds and the bees.


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