The Loch Ness monster raped me

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The Loch Ness monster raped me

Poem by: RJohnson

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: January 02, 2008

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I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real.

But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal.

The monster is ugly and as big as a whale.

I learned the hard way that it's a female.

Now the monster is pregnant and she'll have a tyke.

I hate to think of what my freak baby will look like.

Visiting Loch Ness is something that I regret.

You'd better stay as far away from there as you can get.


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