These damn farts

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: February 18, 2010

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When I'm around people, they soon depart.

They don't like it because I constantly fart.

People always get offended because I pass gas.

I farted in front of Daddy and he kicked my ass.

I constantly have to find new friends because these farts are rude.

I eat pinto beans three times a day, maybe I should eat other foods.

I just farted and now I've lost another friend.

I hate these loud and smelly discharges that come from my rearend.


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