These damn laxatives

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Submitted: July 16, 2008

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These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.

As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.

I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.

I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.

I just learned something and I'm so embarrassed.

These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.


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