These damn laxatives

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

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These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.

As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.

I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.

I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.

I just learned something and I'm so embarrassed.

These laxatives are suppositories that are supposed to go up my ass.


Submitted: July 17, 2008

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House Master Uriel

Wow, that was so simple but so funny. I'm a teen age guy so this kind of stuff cracks me up. Very funny. Lol.

Mon, August 11th, 2008 5:40am

frog

I guess shit and poop only made me laugh at a younger age. now im just like wow

Sat, August 22nd, 2009 4:40am

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