This isn't a library

This isn't a library

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: April 05, 2008

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You're really pissing me off because you think this a library instead of a store.

If you're not going to buy my magazines, I don't want you looking at them anymore.

Unless you're going to buy the magazine, I want you to put it back.

If you give me the finger one more time, I'll give you a hard smack.

Yesterday a guy took a Playboy in the bathroom because he thought I wouldn't mind.

He was in there for a good thirty minutes and when he came out, he had gone blind.

Now you're reading a fishing magazine that tells you how to catch bass.

You'd better put it back on the shelf right now or I'll kick your scrawny ass.

This isn't a library and that's something you'd better learn.

I've kicked a lot of people's asses and now it's your turn.


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