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TPed

Poem by: RJohnson

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: RJohnson

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Genre: Humor

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Summary

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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Submitted: October 31, 2011

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Submitted: October 31, 2011

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Some little bastards TPed my house and my yard.
I put them over my knees and spanked them hard.
They ran home and told their moms and pops.
Thirty minutes later I was arrested by some cops.

I spent Halloween night behind bars.
Those kids returned and egged my car.
They also left a flaming bag of poop at my door.
They vandalised my house but at least their butts were sore.
 


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