Uglier than sin

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: August 19, 2007

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Every woman changes after we go on a date.

They become lesbians when they were previously straight.

I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack.

I'm getting tired of looking at mirrors because they always crack.

One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her.

Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister.

I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see.

They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me.


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