My wife is a vegetarian and she wants me to be one too.
She's forbidding me to eat meat, what am I going to do?
If she has her way, I'll never eat another whopper.
She's a monster, somebody has to stop her.
I can't continue to go without any meat.
I just opened the door and tossed her out in the street.
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