Vegetarian

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: January 19, 2008

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Submitted: January 19, 2008

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My wife is a vegetarian and she wants me to be one too.

She's forbidding me to eat meat, what am I going to do?

If she has her way, I'll never eat another whopper.

She's a monster, somebody has to stop her.

I can't continue to go without any meat.

I just opened the door and tossed her out in the street.


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