Where's the damn mayo?!

Where's the damn mayo?!

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
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Submitted: December 01, 2007

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My sandwich didn't have any mayo so I sent it back.

The waitress spit on it so I gave her a smack.

They put me in jail and the prisoners raped me six times.

You'd better listen when I tell you never to commit a crime.


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