You took a dump in my pool

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: April 30, 2008

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Submitted: April 30, 2008

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You have the nerve to act like a fool.

You actually took a dump in my pool.

What you did was very unsanitary and mean.

I can't hit you because you're under eighteen.

My girlfriend was the one who found the turd.

That was the loudest scream I've ever heard.

I have something to say and you'd better listen to my words.

If you ever pull this stunt again, you will redigest your turd.


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