THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

You're making a peanut butter sandwich with sardines.

That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen.

Now you're putting marshmallows and gravy on it too.

I'm going to call the funny farm on you.


Submitted: September 15, 2007

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CrazyGurl01

hahahaha... lol...

Thu, October 30th, 2008 12:35am

Vincey Delaney

what a funny one, it's so cute and something different! Great piece!!!

Wed, October 27th, 2010 5:30am

Stormbird Throneshaker

That, or she's going to have a baby!!!
The gross things that a pregnant woman will eat: Pizza with pancake syrup, pickles and peanut butter...stuff like that!
This gets a vote/like from me.

Mon, March 11th, 2013 4:05am

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