Zsa Zsa slapped me

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Submitted: July 09, 2010

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I'm a police officer and it's my duty is to serve and protect.

But after what happened, that's a duty that I want to neglect.

One awful day I got slapped by Zsa Zsa Gabor.

I hope I never have to try to arrest her anymore.

I kicked her in-between her legs but then I remembered that she's a woman.

She kicked me in-between my legs and it was positively inhuman.

Both of my testicles swelled to the size of bowling balls.

As I was riding in the ambulance, I was really appalled.

It's been a year and the swelling hasn't gone down.

I still have to lug these damn two huge balls around.

Zsa Zsa is a lady who has both fame and riches.

And it looks like I have huge hooters in my britches.

It was a bad thing that people saw.

And now my testicles need a bra.

After getting kicked in the crotch, my balls sure were sore.

If you are a man, please don't ever infuriate Zsa Zsa Gabor.


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