The Breakdancing Monk Act I

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Action and Adventure  |  House: Booksie Classic

Act I of this ground breaking masterpiece

THE BREAK DANCING MONK (SCRIPT/MUSICAL ACT 1)

By Nugwrangling Friend

INT. Old Temple - A birdseye view shot features a shot of the temple and an Asian man crying in a hedge bush.

Cut to the inside of the temple where, the protagonist Nugwrangler the breakdancing radmonk is popping some funky fresh moves when suddenly his instructor comes down hard on him.

BHUDDAMESH

NUGWRANGLER! stop that Breakdancing now, and start mopping floors.

NUGWRANGLER

(Headspinning) I am mopping the floors Bhuddamesh, with my poppinfresh breakdancing moves

BHUDDAMESH

Get out of here now you disgrace our gods

NUGWRANGLER

Fine, the only god I want to respect is Hollowback Funky Fresh (Storms out)

EXT - Funk Road

NUGWRANGLER

(Walking down Funk Road and singing) (The Break Dance Blues)

This situation is very unrad, to my brothers my life is sad

all I want to do is worship my funkyfresh god, and Breakdance with them like peas in a pod

but none of them hold that passion like I, they just say "Clean up, this place is a sty"

But now I am on the road, I can go into a fresh dance mode

The bermuda triangle is the place for me, there there's actually an underwater city

Full of wonder and breakdancers with hair, where there's a fabulous singer named Chare

But as for now the Cracker Barrel is where I'm headed, to score some food and pledge.

(Song Breaks)

INT - The Cracker Barrel

(Cut away to the Cracker Barrel)

NUGWRANGLER

Yo tavernkeep get me a drink and maybe some food

Tavern Keep Roargle Headspin

Yo you're dat Break Dancing Monk from the temple aren't you?

NUGWRANGLER

I just might be

Tavern Keep Roargle Headspin

Yoooo I thought you weren't permitted to come down heeyah no more

NUGWRANGLER

Yeah well, I got exiled so now I'm free to bust funky fresh dance moves wherever I please

Tavern Keep Roargle Headspin

Ah sucks man, well I got your food (Hands NUGWRANGLER his fried chicken and Alcohol mixed grape oriented beverage)

NUGWRANGLER

Sir, I happen to be all out of money...could you cut me a break...yo?

Tavern Keep Roragle Headspin

YOYOYOYO POP SOME FRESH DANCE MOVES FO' ME AND WE CAN CALL IT EVEN

NUGWRANGLER

(Headspinning transitioning into a double black flip then hits head on table before getting up and eating an orange and saying "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY)

Happy to deliver the FUNK where it's needed

Tavern Keep Roargle Headspin

Yoooo that was tight! free meals and carbon rods for all!

END ACT 1


Submitted: July 27, 2011

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TheBlankThought

Holy crap that was hilarious. Lol I was actually LOLing at that, haha.

Wed, July 27th, 2011 12:50pm

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I'll refer you to my colleague "Future Compost Heap"

and his masterpiece "Prelude to Grapedrink" if you enjoyed the first act of this masterpiece then surely you'll enjoy his.

It can be found under the tag "George_Orwell" or "Painstaking"

Yo.

Wed, July 27th, 2011 5:58am

Solturi Enkeli Susi

This is amazing. Keep up your work, it's incredible.

Thu, July 28th, 2011 1:40am

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More to come, this is after all only Act I of my ground breaking masterpiece.

Wed, July 27th, 2011 6:41pm

MORGUEan

This is Roargle Headspin at his edifying best. UNFORTUNATELY ROARGLE HEADSPIN WAS UNABLE TO BE HERE TO ACCEPT HIS AWARD FOR EDIFYINGLY BEST SCRIPTWRITING (nominated by his collegues MORGUEan and Future Compost Heap), BUT I THINK IF HE WERE HERE HE'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE "thank you, I am very happy to recieve this award. Thank you, you are my friend."

Sat, November 5th, 2011 1:39am

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Morgue was not here to see me accepting this award, but I think if Morgue were here, she'd say "Thank you for accepting this award that I gave you, you are my friend."

Fri, November 4th, 2011 6:42pm

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