Thor and Captain America

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Thor and Captain America Thor and Captain America

Short Story by: Robert Wilkins

Genre: Humor

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Short Story by: Robert Wilkins

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Genre: Humor

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Summary

Thor invites Captain America over for lunch.

Summary

Thor invites Captain America over for lunch.

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Submitted: November 07, 2013

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Submitted: November 07, 2013

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Thor and Captain America were having brunch, discussing their differences.
"Your god does not require sacrifices? I don't understand." Thor asked.
"It depends on what you mean by sacrifice. A pagan sacrifice? No." Captain America said.
"So .. your god never gets .... Hungry?" Thor slowly asked.
"What do you mean?" Captain America replied.
Thor and Captain America looked at each other for several moments. Captain America looked at the door. But Captain America could not move as fast as the hammer of Thor.

Nick Fury called. Thor answered the phone.
"You're late. The meeting just started. Where's Captain America?"
"I had him for lunch." Thor answered.
"BURP!"

At the conference room, Nick Fury and Black Widow were tapping their fingers. Finally Tony Stark (aka Iron Man) walked in.
"YOU ARE TWO HOURS LATE!" a furious Nick Fury shouted.
"Eat me." Tony Stark replied, sarcastic as ever.
Thor's hammer smashed through the window and pulverized Tony Stark's head ....


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