Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone!
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