Boredom in Class
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Short Story by: rosemary
So, as Wes turned the doorknob, he took a step into the pretty princess's room filled with toys, bears, pink things, and oh my a big hairy glass of orange juice, which toppled over as he entered and grew into a banana tree. He clumbed up and found a fat woman with a little monkey up in it. How she got up there was by falling though a hole into Middle Earth.
Suddenly, the fat lady started to sing in a shrill voice, causing immediate death to all who hear it. He NEEDED to get out of there before he died, so he jumped down a hole and fell to the REAL Middle Earth, where he heard "sneaking" and saw Smeagol, who was participating in a conga-line along with Mr. Dunnykins and the happy puppy club.
But now back to the tree, it was extremely triangular, and then General Lee magically disappeared, so Mrs, Lee had to make a treasure map to find the
car. The fat lady's monkey decided to make a map on the back of a coconut, which the fat lady had sat on, so it was very flat. Then, Wes went to the Waffle
House to sort out what was going on. So all they found out at the Waffle House was that they made many waffles. They then decided to go to the County Kitchen Buffet
instead.
But before they got there, they died and people laughed at them. At the conga-line, Smeagol tripped on a rock and threw the others off a steep hill, which hurt like a "right shot, no goal!" Suddenly, Santa walked into the County Kitchen Buffet to find....
The story trails off from there. As you can see, this story has esoteric, nonsensical, and random ideas throughout. It also thoroughly describes my friends and me and our thought processes. :) Please leave a comment, and try this with your friends.
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