Horror Movies Be Like.....

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It always seems the same in all horror movies...

Submitted: November 16, 2013

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Submitted: November 16, 2013

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Yea... This is just gonna be really random since I'm bored and have nothing to do yet. lol But believe me, everything I will say in the story is true and you know it!

Enjoy!

The Characters

Everyone knows that in a horror movie there is always the same characters: The tough guy and his best friend who is just there to be there, the two girls; the smart one and the slut, and then the extras that are either the forever alone nerd, the good guy with no girl, or both at the same time. The tough guy has the slut, his friend has the smart girl; I mean, what's a horror movie without couples?

How It Starts

Now in the beginning of the movie it does one or the other: Foreshadows the killer and where he is or hops right into it. ALWAYS there is that one person who goes "Hey guys lets go to this old place that has really nice rooms and scenery! :D" and your deaths waiting where there just happens to be no other people around that will be able to help you. T_T Yea... I'd say fuck that!

There's the person that goes "No I don't think that's a good idea. Can't we just stay here?" Apparently not my poor smart friend. So in the end they all end up going in a van or somethin that can hold them all and the tough guy n his slut are makin-out in the back. YAY! No, jk. I hope they die first.

The Arrival

When all is done they get to their house and spend some nights in it, then the crazy ish starts. Things start to get suspicous but they ignore it. It always seems that the nerdy guy that's forever alone knows how to survive but ends up dying first... These are sad days in the kingdom LOL

No-one knows he's dead and then the scene cuts to the tough guy and his girl fuckin in one of the bedrooms. My reaction: OH GOD WHY?????? MY EYES!! MY EYESSSS! DUDE, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS DEAD AND NOW YOU THINK ABOUT MAKIN LOVE? Sorry, but I don't think so. I understand they don't know but still. >.>

They Start Droppin Like Flies

Hmm... Lets see here. The nerd is dead, smart girl's guy is dead; that leaves her, tough guy, his slut, and the good guy with no girl. The smart girl warns her friends but they say she's crazy and don't believe her. They all go out and look for the nerd that has been dead for the longest, then the good guy with no girl dies in front of them, and now they panic and split up. My reaction: BITCHES STAY TOGETHER!! Bet they believe the smart girl now.

The crazed butt-stabber goes after the dumb blonde who screams the entire time she's running. The killer is fucking WALKING and she's running yet is slow as all hell compared to his steps. This is when I grab my popcorn and pillow to laugh at her death :P Cause Im just that nice haha

In the middle of her running, this dumb bitch trips and falls. *facepalm* I know I want her dead but seriously? He's pretty far back, please get up and start running again yOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!! Because of her stupidity, the crazed butt-stabber kills her. CELEBRATION TIME! :D

Now the scene jumps to the tough guy who is crying like a baby cause he's scared. The butt-stabber soon finds him and he dies, then that leaves just the smart girl. She's still running and in the end they make you think she's gonna live. She finds a road and stands in it hoping for a car to come by and help her but it never happens. Poor her huh? Well the scene jumps again and possibly shows her all tired and she finds civilization. WHOOP WHOOP! She's found other people but when she askd for help they reject her and are mostly silent bacause they're scared, then all of a sudden, out of the blue, is the crazed butt-stabber. He kills the girl...

THE END

HOW IT WOULD PLAY OUT IF THIS WAS ME AND MY FRIENDS:

FORGET EVERYTHING AND RUN!! LEG IT! RUN LIKE A BLACK MAN AT THE OLYMPICS OR SOMETHIN, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ESCAPE THAT CRAZY BASTERD! Know what? We wouldn't even be there in the first place, we ain't that dumb bro. No-one should go to an abondaned place just cause it's perty or some shit. Sheesh T_T

Now, what is the point of horror movies? To teach us young people how not to act if we are in a dire situation. I mean, we should use common sense to live if a killer is chasing us! Not that hard haha

I hope you enjoyed this random yet true little story. A tip I give you if you are being chased: DON'T TRIP, LOOK FORWARD AND NEVER LOOK BACK CAUSE THAT MEANS DEATH! lol

~RDW


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