The Flying Nun

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Not that good, but at least hopefully entertaining.

Enjoy!

PS. My 2 younger cousins love it. (8 and 10)

Submitted: January 25, 2008

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The Flying Nun
 
The flying nun
Happens to possess a gun
 
How did she get the gun?
That’s the fun!
 
She hijacked a donkey
Crashed into a monkey
 
There was an eruption
Which caused a corruption
In the commodore function
 
In all the turmoil and all of the trouble
There was a saint with a bubble
 
And in the bubble was her gun!
And she did not realize the saint was her son!
 
“Give me the gun!”
She screamed to her son
 
Alright said her son,
Because he was done
With the gun
 
He had decided his fate
It lay in Kate!
 
Kate was his wife,
Who owned a knife
 
Alas before he followed his fate,
Just outside, standing before the gate
 
Was the donkey
And the monkey
 
Away they ran to a far off place
Where they sat on a meteor and were launched into space!
 
And this is the story of the flying nun
Who possessed a gun,
But really, this story is about her son.


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