Dress Up!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is about Zenalie and Knuckles having a Halloween party... LO fucking L!

Submitted: May 05, 2012

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Submitted: May 05, 2012

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Knuckles and Zenalie were having a party. You had to dress up like a celebrity to get in... Let's just see what the hell everybody is... Shadow was leaning against the wall, in a black jacket, black pants, black shoes, a sparkly glove and black hat. He was just praying that nobody would even acknowledge his existence, even thought a black and red hedgehog dressed like Michael Jackson was pretty hard to ignore. He was about to leave, when a familiar little hedgehog dressed in a black  jacket (the kind that lawyers wear), a button down white shirt, black kakis, shiny black shoes, and was holding a fake microphone stopped him. She smiled, \"Hey-howdy-hey, Shadow! Who are you suppose to be?!\" \"Somehow Knuckles convinced me to dress up as Michael Jackson... I can already tell that you're not suppose to be a girl, and that you used a shit load of hair gel to get your quills to look like that.\" \"I am...\" She did something weird with her hips, \"The king!\" \"Elvis Presley? Really?\" \"It was either this, or Shaggy from the ICP.\" (Not the pussy from Scooby-doo!) \"Ok...?\" Knuckles, who had his arm around Zenalie and was obviously not on his first beer, approached them... He was dressed up like Little Wayne, \"Yo, bitches!\" Shadow glared at Knuckles, \"Oh, so you make your best friend look retarded, and yourself look cool?!\" \"Yeah, pretty much!\" Roxanne admired Zenalie's costume, \"Cool costume Zen... Who are you?\" She smirked, \"I am the female Weezy!\" \"Huh?\" She rolled her eyes, \"Nicki Minaj...\" \"Oh! Cool! I'm Elvis!\" Knuckles snickered, \"What the fuck is wrong with your quills?!\" Roxanne crossed her arms, \"Nothing! I used a ton of hair gel and I got the results I wanted.\" Sonic walked up, \"OMG! Shadow, I'll pay you 50 rings to do the moon walk!\" Shadow growled, \"I won't hesitate to snap your neck, faker...\" \"Alright, geez!\" Knuckles raised a brow, \"Who the fuck are you suppose to be?\" Sonic posed, \"Vanilla Ice, baby!\" Amy walked up, beer in hand, \"I'm Lindsey Lohan!\" Amy looked at Roxanne, \"Ha! You look like a guy!\" Roxanne sighed, \"Nah shit...\" Knuckles dropped his drink, \"THE WORLD'S GONNA END! AMY GOT HAMMERED BEFORE ME!\" Silver walked up, \"Hey guys!\" Shadow's eyes got wide, \"Are you a hippie?!\" \"No, I'm Charles Manson!\" Roxanne put her hand over her mouth, \"Do you even know who that is?!\" Silver shook his head, \"No, but Sonic said it'd be funny if I looked like him.\" \"Silver! He is a VERY famous serial killer!\" \"WHAT?! SONIC!\" Sonic snickered, \"Ya see? This is funny!\" Luna walked over, \"Hey guys! Guess who I am!\" Roxanne shrugged, \"Who?\" \"Sharon Tate!\" Shadow choked on his drink, \"And Silver is Charles Manson?\" She nodded, \"Yeah, so?\" \"Didn't he murder her? Or at least get other people to do it for him?\" Roxanne nodded, \"Yep! The Manson Family!\"


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