Roxanne Goes To The Hospital

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This explains a little about how much Roxanne HATES hospital...
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Roxanne sat pouting in a hospital bed, with a cast on her leg and arm, stitches in her head, and a few band-aids. She growled, \"Get me outta this hellhole! I hate fucking hospitals!\" Zenaile hit her in the back of her head, \"What made you think it would be a good idea to get into a fight with a karate teacher?\" \"He wouldn't let Silver sign up!\" She turned her head to the side, \"Middle of the damn semester my ass...\" Silver sighed, \"I didn't even want to sign up!\" Roxanne glared at him, \"Yeah, but people might not call you a fag if you can kick their ass.\" Reggie shook his head, \"What the hell is wrong with you? I left for like two seconds, and you get into a fight with a karate teacher!\" Roxanne's ears bent back, \"Sorry...\" Rouge put her hand on her hip, \"I don't think we should leave her here alone.\" Luna looked up at her, \"Why?\" \"I know how much she hates hospitals, she'll try to escape.\" Roxanne glared at Rouge, \"Don't talk like I'm not here, you bitchy bat!\" Shadow came in with a huge smirk on his face, \"I had to see how she would react in a hospital!\" Knuckles smirked, \"She knocked out three nurse, cussed out nine doctors, and bit off a piece of one's ear.\" \"Holy shit!\" He took his phone out of his pocket and took a picture of Roxanne, \"Here's one you can put in your photo album, Reed!\" She growled, \"Fuck off, asshole!\" Shadow smirked, \"Nope! And you can't do anything about it!\" She swung at him with her broken hand, and accidentally, hit Omega. She cried, \"Ow! My hand! It hurts! Someone get a damn doctor! Please!\" Shadow ran out, and waved down a doctor, \"We need some help in here.\" The doctor came in her room, \"What?\" Shadow smirked, \"She hit him with her broken hand.\" She cried, \"It's your fault!\" Knuckles giggled a bit, \"Not to rub rock salt in the wound, but what the hell were you thinking? That was your BROKEN hand! Even if you did hit Shadow, it would still hurt!\" \"Not as bad as hitting a God damn robot!\"

(A few hours later) Shadow was still laughing his ass off, \"You're such a dumb ass!\" Roxanne's ears folded back, \"It was an accident! By the way, Omega, I'm really sorry.\" Omega was making a milkshake, \"It's Ok. Shadow was being an asshole.\" Shadow was stunned, \"Did a robot just call me an asshole?\" Knuckles laughed, \"Yeah!\" Omega handed Roxanne a milkshake, \"Here.\" Roxanne smiled, \"Aww... Thanks. What flavor is it?\" \"Motor oil.\" \"Uh... You can have it.\" Shadow smirked, \"Don't be rude, Roxanne. Omega was nice enough to make you one.\" Roxanne growled a little before taking a sip, \"It's actually not half bad!\" Shadow grabbed it from her, \"No freaking way!\" He took a sip. And gagged, \"Oh my God! What the fuck is wrong with you?!\" \"I didn't even drink it, mutha fucka!\" \"You little bitch...\"


Submitted: May 06, 2012

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