TRIBUTE TO MR EDWARD LEAR

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A HYPED UP TRUE STORY ABOUT MR EDWARD LEAR !

Submitted: November 29, 2007

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Submitted: November 29, 2007

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A TRIBUTE TO MR EDWARD LEAR

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN

CALLED EDWARD LEAR

FLIES USED TO BUZZ

AROUND HIS EARS

IT USED TO MAKE HIM

VERY SAD

THE FIFTHTEENTH FLY

NEAR'  DROVE HIM MAD

BUT TODAY

(IF HE WERE ALIVE)

HE'D HAVE FLYSPRAY...

FLYSPRAY?

FLYSPRAY.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED

TO KILL A FLY

WITH A RUNCIBLE SPOON

IT'D BE EASIER TO

SWAT! THE MOON

OR WRITE A LITTLE DITTY

FOR THE GOONS

YOUR ONIONS

WOULD FLY EVERYWHERE

AND THAT'D MAKE

EDWARD LEAR GO SPARE

BE WELL AWARE

HE KNEW HIS ONIONS

WERE NOT PEARS

NOR APPLES

OR BANANAS THERE


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