A Facebook Faux Pas

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A Facebook Faux Pas

Short Story by: Russ Teed

Genre: Humor

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Short Story by: Russ Teed

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Genre: Humor

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A typical post by yours truly

Summary

A typical post by yours truly

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Submitted: March 22, 2013

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Submitted: March 22, 2013

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A Facebook Faux Pas:

I love hot porn! All day I dream of my secret little addiction. It’s always there waiting for me after a hard day’s work.

I like to kick back on my sofa with a little hot porn at the ready. I feel guilty sometimes but it brings my longing day to a tantalizing end.

Sometimes the addition of warm melted butter enters the picture, an exhilarating experience indeed!

I even share it with my guests at times and we all dive in to a frenzied…

OMG! I MEANT "POP CORN"! Not hot porn! I hate aged spoiled cheddar!

Damn it! I meant "AUTO SPELL CORRECT"!

I should shine it often.

S.O.B! “SHUT IT OFF" I meant!

This thong deems me crampy.

NO, "THIS THING DRIVES ME CRAZY"!

That’s it, over and gout, I quilt!


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