I think if you are on death row, you're last meal should relate to your act of crime:
1 - Murdering Bulwinkle = Death by Chocolate Mousse.
2 -Treason = Eggs Benedict.
3 - Terrorism =Steak bomb pizza.
4 - Satanic slaughter = Devils food cake.
5 - Murder via steam roller = Flap Jack's.
6 - Wood chipping a scalloper = Fish n chips.
7 - Vehicular manslaughter = Road kill.
8 - Serial killer = Frosted Flakes.
9 - Kidnapping a girl scout = Brownies.
10 - Marijuana dealer = Pot roast.
11 - Beating roosters with a baseball bat = Chicken club.
12 - Stabbing a French man = Filet minion.
13 Pedophilia = Roast pig.
14 - Murdering a pop star = Propofol milk shake.
15 - Strangling live poultry = Chicken palm.
16 - Beating your long time husband because he's a selfish, insensitive, primate who's been driving you crazy with his awful jokes & Neanderthal ways for years:You are free to go, no one blames you.
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