Facebook Star Trek Trek’s to Gilligan’s Island
These are the voyages of the Facebook Starship Enterprise. It’s 5 minute mission to explore strange new posts, to seek out new threads and idiotic rhetoric, to un-boldly go where no Facebooker has gone before.
Spock: Captain, I’m reading a distress signal from a remote uninhabited island – highly illogical.
Bones: It’s that green blood of yours Spock. You’re always overanalyzing you pointed eared Vulcan.
Scotty: AYE, dis calls for a drink eh lads?
Kirk: Put a cork in it Scotty. I MUST… investigate! RED ALERT!! LOL, I love doing that.
Spock: I’ve pinpointed the location captain.
Kirk: Scotty, beam us down you skirt wearing lush…
Kirk: All right Scotty, you’ve sent us to a women’s Zumba class again. It was funny like the first 50 times!
Scotty: LMAO! Wait… SULU! I told you lad, hands off my kilt man!
Spock: Captain, we’re close now, just ahead is the origin of the signal.
Bones: OMG, it’s the professor sending signals with his coconuts using magnetized Gilligan for power!
Gilligan: Captain! I’m such a huge fan! Can I have your autograph James Tiberius Kirk?
Kirk: Phasers on stun, fire away… NOW!
Skipper: Gilligan little buddy, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. You got us phasered and you know about my ongoing cholesterol and heart conditions you idiot!
Maryanne/Ginger: Ahh, breaker breaker 1-9, HELP! Some drunken dude in a dress beamed us into his room and suggested disgustingly erogenous activities. Like, EWWW!
Kirk: Bones, do something!
Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor, not a deviant pervert counselor.
Kirk: No you psycho, go up and video it on your iPhone, this has YouTube written all over it!
To be discontinued…
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