The Greatest Cocktail Contraption Ever

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The Greatest Cocktail Contraption Ever

Short Story by: Russ Teed

Genre: Humor

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Short Story by: Russ Teed

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Genre: Humor

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Resolve for all pub goers

Summary

Resolve for all pub goers

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Submitted: February 18, 2013

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The Greatest Cocktail Contraption Ever

You're out with friends enjoying good cheer and good fun for the evening. Yes, relaxing from the turmoil of everyday life can be refreshing and inspiring.

But a reoccurring nuisance hinders your fun time every now and then and it costs you precious talk time, your seat, or most importantly your drink time!

Of course I speak of the wasteful and time consuming walkabouts to the rest room.

We at ‘UrIn Good Hands’ company has come up with resolve for this long time aggregative task. It's the new “Cocktail Cafeter"!

Just strap the Cocktail Cafeter apparatus on gently, and very carefully, and voila – no worries for 6 to 8 hours.

You can guzzle beer after beer and never have to get up.

Money back guaranteed, but don't return it (ewe), we'll take your word for it.

Just $19.95 plus $165.00 shipping and handling charges.

BUT WAIT, order now and receive a free ‘Alcohol Intravenous Applicator’ for virtually a hands free night!

 www.ur.in.trouble.gonow

*Not responsible for lost friends, family, or self-respect.

 


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