Vitamin C is Overrated

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Short Story by: Russ Teed

Genre: Humor

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Short Story by: Russ Teed

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Genre: Humor

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A travelers travesty.

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A travelers travesty.

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Submitted: August 08, 2012

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Submitted: August 08, 2012

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I was devastated and greatly disappointed yet again today.

A tragic occurrence keeps happening to me and I still don't see it coming?

Einstein said that the true definition of insanity is to make the same mistake over and over and expect a different result.

Well, call me insane.


So from now on, long before I leave the house, I will make damn sure there is straw attached to my juice box!

By the way, puncturing a hole through the intended straw hole and squeezing the juice into your mouth with the box inverted, head tilted back, is not a suitable solution.

Unless of course you don't mind Hi-C streaming down your face neck and chest.

Theoretically you'd think it would squirt in a straight stream, but au contraire mon fraire, it comes out at warp speed like a wide angled liquid assault rifle for full facial coverage.

Of course this mishap occurred just moments after the last napkin in the vehicle had been employed and discarded. Well, this moment was a job for myT-shirts secondary use...


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