Hard Drive

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
"In a blatant attempt to put himself back on the front page of Booksie.com, the increasingly popular Sag Bunny puts electronic pen to electronic paper and produces yet another majestic piece of art." - The Australian Herald.

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Submitted: May 10, 2007

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Hard Drive.

I did not do a backup.
I thought it'd be all right.
But when I turned you on.
You were nowhere in sight.

Oh where oh where are my files?
That took so long to download?
I need those Justin Timberlake mp3s.
Otherwise I’ll explode.

Last month the salesman told me.
That our relationship would last.
But three hundred and ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents later.
I find out you were a farce.

Oh why oh why do you do this to me?
At this time of the night?
I can’t watch my Pamela Anderson video.
Oh please set things right!

Don’t make me go back to the shop.
It’s such a hard drive.
Just put me back behind the wheel.
Of my digital life!


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