Killer Robot Attack

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"’Killer Robot Attack’ (written by the increasingly popular Sag Bunny) is a hard hitting, political piece of writing that pushes the buttons of lovers all around the world, very firmly." - The Australian Herald.

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Killer Robot Attack.

I blew out the candles.
I finished the red coloured claret.
Romancing my bunny babe.
She was 24 carat.

And as she kissed me.
With that special look in her eye.
I removed her brassiere.
And got ready to multiply.

But wait what's that noise?
Coming from out the back.
Oh my goodness gracious.
It's a killer robot attack!!!

Talk about inconvenience.
You robots make me so mad!
No horizontal dancing tonight I guess.
And any thoughts of becoming a dad.


Submitted: May 11, 2007

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sineadmc1990

damn those killer robots! lol.
once again, a brilliant piece.

Fri, May 18th, 2007 5:54pm

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To: sineadmc1990.
Re: Poem.

Dear Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms sineadmc1990,

Our client, Mr. S. Bunny (herein known from this point on as “The bunny” or “the bunny”), has received your comment (in accordance with article 59714.) And, as a sign of appreciation, “the bunny” will now be urging governments all around the world to mint a coin in your honour.

Sadly, killer robot attacks are on the increase in today’s society. Nonetheless, our client has advised us to pass on the following Internet hyperlink for your perusal, so that you do not find yourself in the same unfortunate position that he was once in.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Robot

Finally, please be advised that the information provided herein does not constitute robotic legal advice.

Yours truly,

Steven “Amicus curiae” Bocco (BA/LLB, JD)
Knotta Hope Law Firm.

Fri, May 18th, 2007 1:39pm

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