Silly Stories

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TWO SILLY STORIES...........................................................................................................................................................................................

ONE FINE DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TWO DEAD MEN WOKE UP TO FIGHT. BACK TO BACK THEY FOUGHT EACH OTHER THEY DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER. IF U DONT BELIVE ME ASK THE BLIND POLICEMAN WHO SAW IT ALL OR THE DEAF SHOPKEEPER SHE HEARD IT ALL.
 
 
“I SEE” SAID THE BLIND MAN TO HIS DEAF WIFE SITTING AT THE CORNER OF THE ROUND TABLE, PLAYING WITH THE HAIR OF HER BALD DAUGHTER, TALKING TO THE MAN OVER THE BROKEN TELEPHONE


Submitted: October 23, 2010

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Sparks31

hahhahahahahhaahhhahhahaahhhhahahahhhahhhaahaaahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahhahaahhahahahhahh!

Thu, April 21st, 2011 1:01pm

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dnt be such a clown sis its not soo funny

Thu, April 28th, 2011 3:03am

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