typical irish yarn

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
americans on holiday in rural ireland

Submitted: September 27, 2013

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an american couple travelling the west of ireland were lost,they got out of the car and waited to hail down a passing motorist or anybody that chance there way a moment or two passed and no won came ,so the husband got worried as the night was drawing in he said to his wife can you find ballyfeckit on the map she said no, suddenly he herd a voice saying are you lost he looked around and all he could see was two horses with there heads leaning over a fence,they both went over to the fence to see if anybody was in the field ,but no one was there but the two horses a black one and a white one, when suddenly the white horse said are you lost and where do you want to get to ,the man looked at his wife in amazement he could nt believe what just happened a talking horse ,the wife said very timidly to the horse we are going to ballyfeckit and were are lost ,
the horse replyed you go down the roar for a mile or so ,take the first turn right, travell a few mile until u come to a graveyard and then take
a left, carry on the road for a mile and you will come to mc gonnagle 
pub and your are there in ballyfeckit ,so they both got in there car and went on there way, stunned and shocked they followe the directions 
and reached the pub, they went in still looking shocked and bewildered,
the owner ould mc gonnagle came over to them and said you both dont look at all well what is the problem ,the man explained how they were lost and when they stopped to seek directions no one passed,and told him ther was two horses in a field and one of them talked and gave him directions ,still looking stunned mc gonnagle got them a drink to settle them ,one of the locals came over Micky joe mc giddy and said were there two horses in the field, yes said the husband a black one and a white one mc giddy said which one gave you directions the man said the white one o said mc giddy you are lucky it was the white one ,the black one is new to the area and would have sent you the wrong way, he did it last week to a german couple


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