Top 5

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A look at the ever so clichè, Top 5 list

Submitted: March 18, 2014

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Submitted: March 18, 2014

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  For years, maybe centuries now, people (both men and women) of various ages worldwide have composed the ever so popular, ever so cliché, yet, ever so meticulously arranged and prepared: Top 5 [or whatever number this particular individual has chosen]celebrity list.  

Now, this isn't a list of the top 5 celebrities you believe are your favorite actors/actresses, athletes, models, etc. This isn't even a list of the top 5 celebrities that you believe are the most talented or accomplished--let's leave that to the critics. This is a list of the top 5 celebrities that you would---enjoy the company of in bed.  

Many have spent time narrowing down the list of applicants for their illustrious list; eliminating contenders for their most insignificant and superficial of flaws. With arrogance and impudence allowing us to think we’re gods participating as judges in a beauty pageant:

"But he has a cleft chin," "But her tits are bigger."

The whole process is egregious--sickening really.

Albeit, it's not as if we know these famous individuals personally. How could we judge them on anything else?

However, this is not to say I haven't composed one of these lists myself. Because I have, and it was as carefully constructed as the many other before me had done and continue to do.   Up on my high horse I passed judgment down upon the likes of the most beautiful women in the world until--I finally completed it. The list of the top 5 celebrities that I find to be the most physically infatuating on this planet had been engraved onto the sacred stone (or in this case a ripped out sheet of paper from a legal pad). All of my time had finally culminated into this one shining moment when I thought to myself: "I wonder how many of these women have me on their Top 5?"  

Paper shredders are a useful tool...


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