Most Embarrassing Moment #1

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: October 24, 2010

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I was sitting alone on a Friday night just thinking about this week at school. On Monday I was attacked by this small white French pit-bull, and it tore my new jeans. It was embarrassing to sit in front of math class feeling 30 other eyes piercing a hole on the back of your head. After that day the jocks make fun of me in the hallway saying stupid rude comments like ‘wussy’ and ‘punk’ and stuff like that. On Tuesday things started good and everything until lunchtime; when a girl tripped on a banana peel and her thighs landed on in between my chest. If you are confused about that I just described let me explain in a way you would understand; it basically looked like she was pinning me down will her body. It wasn’t as a big deal for me because it was the first time a girl (with a big chest) had fallen on me. Then she tried to pick herself up and accidently hit my eye.

“I’m sorry, I must weight a ton” she whispered, her breath smelling warm like a hot fudge sundae. Actually she didn’t weight a lot then she looks, her body was like an hour glass. I picked my scrawny body up and helped her as well and left the scene silently.

On Wednesday and Thursday it actually went well (surprisingly). On Friday I found out the girl’s name that fell on me. Her name is Dailies Green, is it me or am I the only one who thinks that name is beautiful. I guess maybe.

But anyway in Gym class Ms. Lilly made us do 32 pushups and most of the girls complained about it. I did my 32 pushups and sat in the corner of the gym watching everyone is, it’s actually amusing to watch people try and do pushups. Though my arms ached and my chest tingled my heart felt pumped.

“Ms. Lilly my boobs are sweating, and my forehead is sweating and it stinks, when is class over?” about half the girls complained. Half of the girls were doing much better than the boys who were checking the girls out and competing with each other.

Dailies walked over to me “Hey, you’re that guy I fell on right?” “Yeah” I smiled, trying to play it cool. I just hope I don’t look bad considering I am sweating and sort of shaking. She giggled like a school girl; she sounded so cute.

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