Quick! Find me a turtle bowel!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: February 12, 2018

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A lady found a baby turtle in the middle of the road and she said, "What a cute turtle.I think I'll keep it and make it a nice home in a box." She showed it to her friend and her friend said, "It's not a box turtle, but a water turtle. You should probably go to a pet shop and get it a turtle bowel." She replied, " They have those?" Then she said "Yea, I would get one real soon. It looks like your turtle is drying out.It needs water ASAP." So she rushed down to the nearest pet shop and asked the clerk, "Do you have any turtle bowels?" And he said, "We do, but it's only for our employees." She replied, "It's not for me, It's for my turtle." He said, "At the moment, I don't have anything your turtle can go to the bathroom in." She said,"I want a turtle bowel." He said, "I'm not allowed to let any of the customers use our restrooms, but theirs a  grocery store across the street, you can probably use theirs." She got so mad at the pet shop clerk that he didn't know what she was talking about and so she left. By the time she got home, her pet turtle had dried out and died. Oh well, the next week she saw an ad in the paper for the pet shop she went to and it said, " Sale on Turtle bowels" and she said "Look at that, I wish I woud have found the turtle this week instead of last week. Poor turtle. Oh well."


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