What happens when I'm tired and bored

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Horror  |  House: Booksie Classic

I wrote this a looooooong time ago. It was about midnight and I came up with a wonderful idea to write whatever came to my mind at the moment in Notepad. The very. First. Thing. And hence this monstrosity was born. Here's a peek into my strange little mind....

i was walking down a road to a candy coverd house and I was stopped along the way by a hairy looking mouse
and I wouldn't stop to realize that the house was full of bricks but I kept on walking though the squirrels were throwing sticks
and I wouldn't stop because I couldn't sing and I am weird because I ate my pudding
and I can't stop saying pit because I don't know now and pudding is really great because I like lemons
and I'll eat it if you don't I'm really bored I should do something else because the elephants have apples on their noses
and I just cant stop them no matter how hard I try because they just won't let go of the oranges
and the monkeys are mean to me and santa doesn't like me because I sent him some coal
and he made his elves come after me because I like to think of money
and Saix is a puppy woof woof woof watch him chase a light all around the house
and I want Mr. Ducky but that stupid orange guy keeps taking him from me why is he orange I really don't know and
CHIWAWAS WILL EAT YOUR SOULS ALL OF THEM FEAR THE REVOLUTION IT IS COMING BEWARE!!!!!
weeeeeeee pudding pudding pudding i eat eat nom nom nom mmmmmmmmmmm yum yum yum
i'm gonna eat you cause i can and your made of chocolate pudding pie and blah blah blah fly i gotta pee no seriously ahhhhhh~
okay I'm back i am wanting scratches I guess and you and i cant spell at all i am not a freak i am just really bored and tired because
of the mooses the mooses haunt me all the time they whisper in my ears all the time when people aren't looking and i am a squirrel
that doesn't throw sticks because i'm nice other than those other squirrels who make fun of me because i'm human
and pudding is my best friend i dont want anything but it because its mine and  its good and SIAMIESE  CAT KITTY CATS THAT
DANCE DANCE DANCE AND DANCE DANCE DANCE ACROSS THE FLOOR IN CIRCLES OF LOOOOOOVE! Ow0


Submitted: February 13, 2009

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AngelTears48

omg! that is sooo random...but sooo funny!!! lol!!!!

Fri, February 13th, 2009 12:51am

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Hahaha thanks! Random is what I strive for! lol

Thu, February 12th, 2009 5:27pm

iheartnevershoutnever15888

wow...that's sooooooo random!!! but hey that u!!! love ya!!! l.y.l.a.s nice, random,but i LOVE it!!!!

Fri, February 13th, 2009 1:04am

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lolololol i know. it IS random isn't it?!?! >:3

Thu, February 12th, 2009 5:26pm

Iggysgirl

Oh my Gawd, Steph!
Its hilarious!
AND random!
Lolz

Wed, February 18th, 2009 12:46pm

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It's my JOB to be random! :D

Thu, February 19th, 2009 5:05pm

mikki

oh lawd i'm laughin so hard even my brother chris is laughin.

Wed, February 18th, 2009 9:27pm

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What's even funnier is listening to this using narrator!

Oh, and santa doesn't like me because I sent him some coal
and he made his elves come after me because I like to think of money... but runescape santa is still cool though!

Thu, February 19th, 2009 4:22pm

TopHat

...wtf-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!
try playing that sound in an endless loop while reading this. LOLZ.
Sincerely,
~Mr Top Hat

Tue, May 26th, 2009 9:31pm

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Nice! XD Sincerely, ~ That retard kid

Thu, May 28th, 2009 3:59pm

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