My Romatic Wife

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My wife never fails to shock me, she's so spontaneous. I just thought we were going out shopping but life isn’t as simple as that with her.

Submitted: March 14, 2016

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Submitted: March 14, 2016



My romantic wife:

The wife and I were out shopping when I noticed an attitude change. Her skin started to turn rose’ red, her breathing started to get heavier and heavier with every breath…I thought she was going to hyperventilate. She started to stare at me whilst licking her lips, then suddenly she demanded whilst pulling my hand, “Take me behind the back of the store, towards the bins!”

I decided to just go along with it and when we reached the bins I turned my back away from her to give her a few minutes to freshen up. Then suddenly I became bewildered when I heard a sound which was exactly like rushing water. I turned back around in a bemused fashion, with wander and intrigue…I looked down to the floor to see a big yellow puddle around her ankles.

“Ahhh…that’s better” she said, “There is nothing like a much needed wee…now get back in the car!” 

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