funny army

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: February 20, 2016

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Funny Military

 

 

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in EGYPT, known simply as "Area 101"

 

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 101 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at our "secret" base. We immediately impounded the aircraft and we hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

 

The pilot's story was that he took off from Sudan, got lost, and spotted The Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a Full background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the Investigation.

 

By the next day, we were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. we gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him EGYPT was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

 

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.

 

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"


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