The Girl With The Eyebrow

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic

Featured Review on this writing by Sharief Hendricks

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The Girl With The Eyebrow  


I got old and I quit my job
Decided I'd much rather be a slob
Grew me a garden put paint on the walls
Still not sure what started it all

One day a story showed up in my brain
Ever since then ain't nothing been the same
Writing all morning, writing all day
Gotta sleep and eat somewhere along the way

You gotta love that internet
There's all kinds of places where you can get
Somebody's stories and they can see your stuff too

Whiskey Charlie, Johnny Q
ToiletWaterIsWater just to name a few
I got a few fans but if you take a poll
The one that likes me the most goes by Criss Sole

You gotta read her story
Ain't no way I can tell you about it
All I can say is, it's seriously fucked up

Ain't nothing better in the whole wide world
Than a big toothy smile on a pretty little girl
If you want to know why I feel so tough
The girl with the eyebrow's been reading my stuff

Any time I'm feeling down
I should just think about how hard she hit the ground
There are worse places to be than anywhere I've ever been

Time to stop singing cause I got to write
Gotta see my numbers go up every night

Guitar Chords:

Capo II

[G]I got old and I [C]quit my [G]job
Decided I'd much rather [D]be a [G]slob
Grew me a garden put [C]paint on the [G]walls
Still not sure what [D]started it [G]all

[G]One day a story showed [C]up in my [G]brain
Ever since then ain't [D]nothing been the [G]same
Writing all morning, [C]writing all [G]day
Gotta sleep and eat some[D]where along the [G]way

[Em]You gotta love that [D]internet
There's [C]all kinds of places where [G]you can get
[Em]Somebody's stories and [D]they can see your stuff [C]too [G]

[G]Whiskey Charlie, [C]Johnny [G]Q
ToiletWaterIsWater just to [D]name a [G]few
I got a few fans but if you [C]take a [G]poll
The one that likes me the most [D]goes by Criss [G]Sole

[Em]You gotta read her [D]story
[C]Ain't no way I can [G]tell you about it
[Em]All I can say is, [D]it's seriously fucked [C]up [G]

[G]Ain't nothing better in the [C]whole wide [G]world
Than a big toothy smile on a [D]pretty little [G]girl
If you want to know why I [C]feel so [G]tough
The girl with the eyebrow's been [D]reading my [G]stuff

[Em]Any time I'm [D]feeling down
I should [C]just think about how hard [G]she hit the ground
[Em]There are worse places to be than anywhere [D]I've ever been [C] [G]

[G]Time to stop singing cause [C]I got to [G]write
Gotta see my numbers go [D]up every [G]night

Submitted: January 10, 2016

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Criss Sole

I'm in love with this song. Was so super touched I had to ask a few times if it was me you were singing about. Definitely made me feel like a million bucks.

Mon, January 11th, 2016 7:20am


The song must be about you. None of the other Criss Soles I know inspire me like you do.

Mon, January 11th, 2016 2:38am


I thought it was very beautiful.

Wed, April 5th, 2017 10:35am


The girl with the eyebrow is my muse.

Wed, April 5th, 2017 4:23am

Sofia Vonelos

Beautiful and touching. You must have a very kind heart to do something so special for her.

Wed, April 5th, 2017 4:49pm


She's pretty cool and she's nice to cats too.

Wed, April 5th, 2017 3:31pm


I know her! She really loves this dedication and was very moved that someone out there cared.

Fri, April 7th, 2017 8:44am


Next time you see her buy her a beer for me!

Fri, April 7th, 2017 3:07am

S P Rowell

Great lyrics, very touching. I'd love to write a song -- you have encouraged me to have a go.

Fri, July 21st, 2017 1:02pm


Thanks! If I've inspired you to create art that is awesome. Go ahead and give it a try, and never worry about what other people will think. Just do it.

Fri, July 21st, 2017 7:16am


Wow so great to find this! Yes when I feel down thinking of Criss really brightens up my day. Not what happened but who she is! Great job!

Sat, August 22nd, 2020 12:58pm


Thanks. I used to have a recording of the song on a songwriters website but it went under. If I can find the recording I'll post it as an audio file on Booksie.

Tue, August 25th, 2020 4:14am

Sharief Hendricks

Wow Serge , I am so impressed at this and I am so proud that I know the person you referring to and that I consider her a friend and an inspiration too.

Brilliant brother , just brilliant !

Mon, November 30th, 2020 12:26pm


Thanks! I didn't start writing stories until 6 years ago but I've literally been playing guitar since the Summer of 69.

Mon, November 30th, 2020 4:37am

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