The Girl With The Eyebrow

The Girl With The Eyebrow  

Lyrics:

I got old and I quit my job
Decided I'd much rather be a slob
Grew me a garden put paint on the walls
Still not sure what started it all

One day a story showed up in my brain
Ever since then ain't nothing been the same
Writing all morning, writing all day
Gotta sleep and eat somewhere along the way

You gotta love that internet
There's all kinds of places where you can get
Somebody's stories and they can see your stuff too

Whiskey Charlie, Johnny Q
ToiletWaterIsWater just to name a few
I got a few fans but if you take a poll
The one that likes me the most goes by Criss Sole

You gotta read her story
Ain't no way I can tell you about it
All I can say is, it's seriously fucked up

Ain't nothing better in the whole wide world
Than a big toothy smile on a pretty little girl
If you want to know why I feel so tough
The girl with the eyebrow's been reading my stuff

Any time I'm feeling down
I should just think about how hard she hit the ground
There are worse places to be than anywhere I've ever been

Time to stop singing cause I got to write
Gotta see my numbers go up every night

Guitar Chords:

Capo II

[G]I got old and I [C]quit my [G]job
Decided I'd much rather [D]be a [G]slob
Grew me a garden put [C]paint on the [G]walls
Still not sure what [D]started it [G]all

[G]One day a story showed [C]up in my [G]brain
Ever since then ain't [D]nothing been the [G]same
Writing all morning, [C]writing all [G]day
Gotta sleep and eat some[D]where along the [G]way

[Em]You gotta love that [D]internet
There's [C]all kinds of places where [G]you can get
[Em]Somebody's stories and [D]they can see your stuff [C]too [G]

[G]Whiskey Charlie, [C]Johnny [G]Q
ToiletWaterIsWater just to [D]name a [G]few
I got a few fans but if you [C]take a [G]poll
The one that likes me the most [D]goes by Criss [G]Sole

[Em]You gotta read her [D]story
[C]Ain't no way I can [G]tell you about it
[Em]All I can say is, [D]it's seriously fucked [C]up [G]

[G]Ain't nothing better in the [C]whole wide [G]world
Than a big toothy smile on a [D]pretty little [G]girl
If you want to know why I [C]feel so [G]tough
The girl with the eyebrow's been [D]reading my [G]stuff

[Em]Any time I'm [D]feeling down
I should [C]just think about how hard [G]she hit the ground
[Em]There are worse places to be than anywhere [D]I've ever been [C] [G]

[G]Time to stop singing cause [C]I got to [G]write
Gotta see my numbers go [D]up every [G]night