The Pancake and the Hamburger

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Well, I was bored and really random when I made this story so I decided to make a story about a pancake and hamburger. But there are ideas of killing in this story so be warned.

and so that noone gets confused...
1. the pancake's blood is pancake syrup
2. the hamburger's blood is ketchup.

:) and it's only funny if you think it is so don't come crying to me saying it's not funny or anything. ok?! lol

Submitted: October 27, 2008

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The Pancake and the Hamburger

Once there was a pancake named Bob. Bob lived in a city called "Yummy Yummy Land". Yummy Yummy Land was actually a giant dinner plate but noone who lived there accepted that fact. They would torture and kill any food who said that they did live on a dinner plate. And Bob usually was the ONE who kiled them. Bob would punish his victims with torture devices and usually stab them over and over again while watching them scream in pain and eventually die from a loss of pancake syrup. He would enjoy their pain very much.

He only had one friend in Yummy Yummy Land. It was a hamburger named Larry. Larry was a what you would call...a bipolar hamburger. One minute he silly and happy but the very next minute he would be evil and crazy and would kill you for absolutely no reason in a second while screaming incoherent words and nonsense. He was also a slob. Everytime he was with Bob, he would fart very loud in public and whenever he got drunk, he would throw up mustard in front of everyone just to gross them out.

Well one day Bob and Larry were walking about outside when all of a sudden Bob abruptly stopped and said,"Larry", in a worried tone. Larry stopped walking too and turned around to look at Bob. "Yes?", he said in a nice and kind toone. "What if...we really DO live on a dinner plate? I could have killed all of those people for nothing.", he said and waited for a response....no response. "Larry? You listening?!", he said all of a sudden getting irrated Larry wasn't listening or responding in any way.

"YOU SON OF A PICKLE!!!!", Larry said all of a sudden seeming crazy and demented. He pulled out a knife out of one of his hamburger buns. "GIMME GUMDROPS, BITCH!!!", He shouted and stabbed Bob right in his gut. Bob started to cough up butter (that's blood too. :P)and looked down to stare at the pancake syrup escaping from his body. He then fell down to the floor and died. "MUSHROOMS!!!!", Larry yelled and bent down to devour the now deformed pancake. He then got up with pancake syrup dripping from his lips. Larry all of a sudden calmed down and looked back at Bob."Oh my gosh! Bob!", he shrieked and ran to him. Bob was now nothing but a single tiny square pancake. He was dead and Bob knew it too. Larry was in shock. "Who did this?! I'm gonna kill the bastard that did!!!!", Larry yelled out loud to the world. "I promise!!!", he screamed at the top of his meaty lungs.

All of a sudden, Yummy Yummy land began to shake violently. Larry fell down to the ground. "Is this another earthquake?!", he thought to himself horrified. All of a sudden he saw a giant hand come out of the sky and grab him and lift him away, from Yummy Yummy Land. "Noooooooo!!!!", he screamed. Then out of nowhere he felt something bite into his very flesh and literally rip part of his body. Larry screeched in pain and looked at the ketchup dripping from his body and the meat and cheese showing. he nearly fainted from all the pain. Then he saw a giant hand bite into his head and Larry died.

*moral of the story: don't eat a bipolar hamburger because that pain is what they feel when you eat one. FEEL GUILTY!!!!!! :)


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