No PUN Intended!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

This is a compilation of PUNs. So enjoy the pun (fun). Please let me know which one did you like.


Submitted: July 17, 2008

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shreeram

haha beautiful
yaah no pun intended it just happened cool


please sir can u go thru my piece

Thu, July 17th, 2008 5:46am

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Thanks Shreeram. That was sweet of you.

Wed, July 16th, 2008 11:02pm

Aislin Kane

Ha ha! That was cute.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 5:49am

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Thank you Aislin for a cute comment.

Wed, July 16th, 2008 11:02pm

pompous

That was just great. I had a hearty laugh particularly at "I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind". Loved it lol.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 5:52am

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Thats very sweet of you. A lovely comment from a lovely girl. Thanks.

Wed, July 16th, 2008 11:01pm

xthexpoetxxx

haha nice love it..
when you have time check out my stuff

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:02am

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thank you for a lovely comment. That was cute.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:51am

dezbee

Love it. Great Poem. Very funny.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 9:03am

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Hello Dezbee. Thanks for a wonderful comment.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:57am

S.C. Kross

*laughing* I like the juice extractor line alot. The whole poem is really good, too. Thnx I needed to read something funny....I've been writting alot of depressing poems. lol I think I'll go write a happy one. :)

Thu, July 17th, 2008 9:33am

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Hello Sam. I can hear your laughter all the way here. When you write a happy poem, you will laugh all the way ot the bank. Thanks a lot.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:56am

Swiirley

I love them all :D

Thu, July 17th, 2008 11:50am

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Hello Swiirley. Thanks for liking the entire lot of puns.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:55am

xxemoxbfsxx

Oh my gosh. That's really cool. Each line has an inside joke. Where ever did you get the idea for this?!? I give you my kudos. Great job!

L ?

Thu, July 17th, 2008 2:01pm

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Thanks a lot for such a praiseworthy comment. I read all forms of poetry and puns sounded lot of fun so I did this. I am glad you liked it.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:54am

Ana Rui

My favorite one was "I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky" and my second favorite is "I used to be a carpenter, but then I got bored" loved it so much! Two thumbs up for you!!

Thu, July 17th, 2008 2:17pm

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Hello Ana. Thanks for an encouraging comment. I am glad you liked two puns. Cheers.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:52am

Codey

Amusing

Thu, July 17th, 2008 2:36pm

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Hello Codey. I am glad the poem could amuse you.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:52am

indiefreak

truthfully, i've never understand what is pun(can you tell me???? *begging*) but i understood the poem. it is humorous:D the ungratefulness one had in his/her self is clearly shown on the poem, and you made it a joke which is very great. funny and wise at the same time. nice job:)

Thu, July 17th, 2008 3:06pm

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Hello Indie. A pun (or paronomasia or disambigulation) is a phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Pun is a wordplay. The poem is just a funny wordplay. I am very glad you understood the meaning of it. Thanks for this kind understanding, love.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 8:17am

Kyoshi14

hehe that was funny. I liked/could actually understand it. Usually, I don't get the full meaning of poems, but yours was light and I knew exactly where I should be looking for some hidden message. Good job, I liked it. =]

Thu, July 17th, 2008 3:09pm

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Hello Kyoshi. The purpose of this poem was to humor the reader through play on words. I guess, it has achieved its purpose. Thanks for finding it funny love.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 8:14am

MusikLover13

Haha. The was so good. I like the ones about the trains, because my dad is a Train Conductor, Hehe. Keep writing, I hope to see more of you. =3

Thu, July 17th, 2008 4:06pm

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Hello Beth. That was very kind of you. Thanks a lot.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 9:48am

Flying Piggy

Nice poem. Great job!

Thu, July 17th, 2008 4:34pm

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Hello FP. Thanks for liking the poem love.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 9:47am

BloodyBlade

OMG! That made lol. I never thought I would look at the humor section. I prefer horror, but I had to get a quick laugh and I got one. NICEEEEEEEE!

Thu, July 17th, 2008 4:51pm

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Hello BB. Humor is an exact opposite feeling of horror. I am glad the poem could cheer you. You are welcome to read it more to be completely cheerful love.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 9:55am

devilrod

Funny stuff.
'I used to work as a masseuse but I rubbed the client wrong way.' is really good.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 6:17pm

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Hello Devilrod. I am glad you find it funny and also your preferred pun. Thanks for a lovely comment.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 2:05pm

Catherine

Sweet! I love the nun one:) lol Great job!! It was so "punny" HAHA--I couldn't resist:P

Thu, July 17th, 2008 7:23pm

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Thank you very much Cathy, for letting me know your choice. Thanks again for calling it "punny." Loved it.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 2:04pm

Regan Wulk

I liked it.

Thu, July 17th, 2008 9:47pm

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Thanks for liking it love.

Fri, July 18th, 2008 8:27pm

lemonluv

lol. this was really cool. where'd you come up with all of these? did you think of it on your own? cus if you did...................then woah! lol.
~Lemon

Thu, July 17th, 2008 10:31pm

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I am so happy you liked it. He he love.

Fri, July 18th, 2008 8:27pm

LeAnne

hm, very interesting!!
i like it all!

please check out mine!

Thu, July 17th, 2008 11:02pm

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Hello Leanne. Thats sweet of you love.

Fri, July 18th, 2008 8:26pm

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