Anti-social network

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
Poem about a little social network site....

Submitted: January 22, 2013

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Submitted: January 22, 2013

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Come join up,

Its completley free,

Giving assholes,

The freedom of speech,

The more likes you get,

The more popular you are,

Your holiday snaps,

Or girls in bras,

Then there's guys,

Who 'smash' up gyms,

That fat kid from school,

Who's now stick thin,

Weather updates,

Everyday,

Its still snowing,

Like yesterday,

Another photo,

Out your front door,

Or of your back garden,

Please show us more,

She's doing a duckface!,

Dont get me started,

Why are you pulling that face?

Or have you just farted?

You get girls saying,

''I looks ugly today''

Yes you do,

Now go away,

Friend requests,

From family and friends,

People you liked,

Now drive you round the bend,

Post another photo,

Of your cat,

Or of your brand new sofa,

You have in your flat,

Lets all see,

Your new tattoo,

No you're not inked up,

You only have 2,

Stop sending me invites,

To come play farmville,

And i dont play bingo,

And i never will,

Don't we all know,

When the x-factor's on,

Update your status,

After every song,

Football takes over,

On saturdays,

From 3 o'clock,

Till match of the day,

Enter this crazy world,

That's full of experts,

Come join up,

To the anti-social network.

 


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