Did I know you was a vampire?
I'll be honest no,
Although I did mean to enquire,
When you originally said hello,
As to why you had large fangs,
And such a pale complexion,
You have freakishly weird hands,
And a strange bone collection,
It was silly of me to assume,
You were just going through a phase,
You wore a strange perfume,
And I wouldn't see you for days,
You used to go insane,
When I put garlic in your food,
You always seemed in pain,
I thought "trust me to ruin the mood"
Remember when I put that cross up,
And you really hit the roof?
You gave me an upper cut,
And knocked out my front tooth?
When you said you take peoples blood,
I thought you were a nurse,
And I never really understood,
Why you travelled in a hearse,
When you told me your mum's a bat,
I just thought that you didn't get on,
I didn't think you ment an actual BAT!
In a cave somewhere near Iran,
And we need a chat about your drink,
'Cause you're drinking all the time,
That red wine stains the sink.......
WellI hope that it's red wine!!??
Ok so now i feel a little dumb,
That I never saw the signs,
You always stayed out the sun,
I should have read between the lines,
But now its all so crystal clear,
And there's nothing to explain,
I feel obliged to volunteer.......
So here's my jugular vein.
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