Advent calenders,
A chocolate a day,
Brussell Sprouts,
Scare the kids away,
Carol singers,
At my door,
With donation buckets,
They want more,
Jingle bells,
Reindeers smell,
Christmas shopping,
Gives me hell,
Its december,
Its far to cold,
My patience is thin,
I must be old,
I must remember,
To get christmas cards,
Wrapping paper,
And all that lardedar,
Get a kiss,
Under mistletoe,
Take the kids,
To santas grotto,
Sit on his knee,
He says ho ho ho,
Heres your present,
Now on you go,
Slade on the radio,
Home alone on the TV,
friends and family,
Come and see me,
We'll all sit down,
To watch the queens speech,
Have a bottle of beer,
And a chocolate each,
We'll look forward,
To boxing day,
Turkey sandwiches,
All the way,
I'm glad just like santa,
It only comes once a year,
'Cause its bloody draining,
All this christmas cheer.
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I enjoyed this! Sums up the festive period perfectly, well written.
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thankyou very much, im really new to writing poetry and finding my feet so its nice to get a nice comment like this, hope you have a read of the other bits i post and enjoy them to
Nice way to sum up the christmas period from a slightly scroogy persons point of view :D
JamesB
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haha that was the point, kinda getting the feel of christmas but in a moaning sort of way
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