Schitzophrenic Vegan

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A poem about a vegan who loves meat

Submitted: February 09, 2013

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Give me only salads and greens,

I avoid eating eggs and fish,

I love corn and broad beans,

Braised tofu is my dish,

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You can't keep me away from ribs,

Dripping in barbeque sauce,

I'll eat the side right off a pig,

I'd eat a scabby horse,

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Organic food is the way to go,

I'll make a tasty green pea soup,

In my garden fruit will grow,

I go to vegan groups,

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I love steak I eat it rare,

That green shit looks a state,

Keep your salad i'll eat it bare,

I love blood running on my plate,

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I prepare my own vegan food,

I soak it with chicken stock,

I make my own beef and onion stew,

And i'll suck a turkeys cock!!


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