Stop horsing around

Stop horsing around

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A poem about the current fiasco with horse meat
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A poem about the current fiasco with horse meat

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Submitted: February 14, 2013

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Why the sudden concern,

Regarding the animals thatwe eat?

The recent disapproval,

Or a certain forbidden meat,

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We're happy to eat cattle,

And baby sheep of course,

We'll eat pigs and chickens,

But there's no way we'll eat a horse!?

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We've read it in the papers,

Its in the national press,

About how it's in our spag bol,

And put tescos in a mess,

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Next time I'm in a restaurant,

AndI order my main course,

Shall I have the pie or steak?

No I think I'll have the horse,

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I don't see the problem,

But Mcdonalds missed a trick,

Just think of all the portions,

You'd get off a horse's dick!

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I would eat a labrador,

And still show no remorse,

So you think I'd be that bothered,

About feeding on a horse?

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Now when I watch Ascot,

I see meals running around,

I'll take my knife and fork,

To the stables and compounds,

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We see them in the movies,

They're a part of our police force,

Someone pass the ketchup,

I'm gonna eat a fucking horse!!!


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