The Know It All

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
I wrote this thinking of those late night infomercials.

Submitted: December 19, 2014

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Submitted: December 19, 2014

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The Know It All

 

Do you have children who are constantly driving you crazy with a thousand questions? If so, you need The Know It All! The Know It All is a new machine that can improve your health by lowering your stress level.

 

Children love discovery! Now they can have those thousands of questions answered without bothering you. You'll save a great deal of time and energy. You'll finally have time to do all those things you always said you were going to do, but nevercould find time to do!

 

This product has been proven to be 98% effective. Simply push the big red button and ask a question. The Know It All is programmed with facts on every subject. Even if the question has no real answer The Know It All can still give the child a satisfing answer. Let's watch The Know It All in action...

 

"Why do birds sing in the morning?" "Because that's how the world works." "Oh, why does the Earth spin?" "Because gravity is pulling it." "What's gravity?" "It's what makes you fall down." "Oh, cool." See, with The Know It All you can get the results you always dreamed of! The best part is. it's easy All you have to do is press the big red button. 

 

The Know It All was specifically designed with your child's safety in mind. It contains no small parts and cannot be broke. Yes that's right! I said The Kniow It All is shatter resistent!

 

You can purchase The Know It All today for a limited time at a great price! We've marked it down from the normal price of $120. If you order today you can get your very own Know It All for only three easy payments of $19.99! That's right folks! You won't pay $120! You won't even pay $100! For just this limited time you can have your very own Know It All for merely three payments of $19.99! If you're not satisfied with your Know It All you can return it within 30 days for a full refund!

 

So call now and order your Know It All today! Please have your credit card ready or send money orders to:

The BS Company

169 Ploy Street

Lieing, BS 90210

 

Or call us at 1-800-SUCKERS!


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