Finding Good Vibrations
There was a pretty little girl,
Who wrote poetry off the whirl,
She seldom stopped to think,
That her words would skim the rink
Of others rights to be and do,
Anything they would choose.
Her words rang judgmental
In ways proving monumental.
One such poem rang on vibrators:
"The experience would never be hers,
Because every girl can get a man
To do the job a vibrator can."
Alas! Reality would disagree,
As in these words you shall see.
A vibrator can’t rape or abuse,
It can’t drink or blow a fuse.
A vibrator can’t manipulate,
Or get home drunk and late.
A vibrator can’t carry STDs
Or viruses like AIDS/HIV.
A vibrator will never lie,
Or leave without a goodbye.
A vibrator won’t make a baby,
Or disgrace every lady.
A vibrator will never ridicule
When learning to use the tool.
A vibrator won’t mess up the sheets
Then simply fall asleep.
The vibrator will fit in a draw,
Neatly put away without a snore.
Safe exploration can be got,
Of regions on the spot,
Thus providing a quick release,
When sexual tension has increased.
Seems her poem really is false,
On the toy offering an orgasmic waltz.
© Copyright 2016 Shannan Browne. All rights reserved.
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