Such A Shame

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When I was 29, I never would’ve went for you. You’re so cute, you phone me 54 times a day to make sure I’m okay, you’re a property developer, you give 8 quid a month to Oxfam, you make your bed, you iron your jammies, you make me cups of tea and beans on toast, you walk my dog and pick up its shit when I can’t be arsed. I’ve got a job but it’s not a career. I have to pick up dog shit when you’re not staying at mines and I pick my nose. I’m 30. There is just one tiny thing that’s getting in the way. You are so shit in bed.

Submitted: February 19, 2009

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ha ha ... this is creativity for sure...good one

Thu, February 19th, 2009 6:36pm


Brilliant! I laughed at the end, and had a wee chuckle through out!

Tue, February 24th, 2009 10:58pm

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