Gordon Ramsay's Coming to Town

Poem by: silver 84

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The summary of Gordon Ramsay to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'

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Submitted: June 08, 2013

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Gordon Ramsay’s Coming to Town

 

You better watch out,

You better not fry,

You better not freeze and I’m tellin’ you why

Gordon Ramsay’s coming

To town.

He sees you when you’re cooking,

He knows if you’re a fake,

He knows if the people hate your food,

So fix it for f****s sake!

He’s making a list,

He’s checking it twice,

You better be good

Or go run and hide,

Gordon Ramsay’s coming

To town.

He stalks you when you’re sleeping,

Doesn’t give you a minute’s rest.

He screams at you when you’re awake,

So you better do your best!

Oh!

You better buy fresh,

You better not fry!

You better do your best,

He’s telling you why!

Cuz if you don’t he’ll take you

To hell.

Gordon Ramsay’s coming to town.

Gordon Ramsay’s coming to town,

Gordon Ramsay’s coming to town,

Gordon Ramsay’s coming

To town.

He’s gonna throw a big fit

He’s gonna scream and swear.

If he finds some rotten food,

Boy, you’d better beware!

You better shape up!

You better get in line!

Cuz when he’s mad

You’re lucky to stay alive

Gordon Ramsay’s coming to town,

Gordon Ramsay’s coming to town,

Gordon Ramsay’s coming to town.

Gordon Ramsay’s coming

To town.


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The summary of Gordon Ramsay to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'

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